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- You have a wild imagination and often think
you are followed by the FBI / CIA / M15 or KGB.
- You have minor influence on your friends
and people resent you for flaunting your so-called power.
- You lack confidence and are a general dipshit.
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- You are practical and persistent.
You have a dogged determination and work like hell.
- Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded.
- You are nothing but a goddamned communist.
You should be shot.
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- You are quick and intelligent thinker.
- People like you because you are bisexual.
- You are inclined to expect too much for too
little.
- This means you are a cheap bastard.
- Gemini's are notorious for thriving on incest.
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- You are sympathetic and understanding to
other people's problems which makes you a sucker.
- You are always putting things off. That is
why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a shit.
- Everyone in prison is a cancer.
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- You consider yourself a born leader. Others
think you are an idiot.
- Most Leo's are bullies.
- You are vain and cannot tolerate criticism.
- Your arrogance is disgusting.
- Leo people are thieving motherf... and enjoy
masturbation more than sex.
- You oughtto buy flowers for your hand.
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- You are the logical type and hate disorder.
- Your shit-picking attitude is sickening to
your friends and co-workers.
- You are cold and unemotional and often fall
asleep while f... ng.
- Virgo's make good bus drivers.
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- You are the artistic type and have a difficult
time dealing with reality.
- If you are a male you are probably queer.
- Chances for employment and monetary gain
are nil.
- Most Libra woman are whores.
- All Libra's die of venereal disease.
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- You are worst of the lot.
- You are shrewd in business and cannot be
trusted.
- You shall achieve the pinnacle of success
because of your total lack of ethics.
- You are the perfect son-of-a-bitch.
Most Scorpio's are murdered.
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- Your are optimistic and enthusiastic.
You have a reckless tendency to rely on your lick since you have
no talent.
The majority of Sagittarius are drunks.
- You are a worthless piece of shit.
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- You are conservative and afraid of taking
risks.
- You are basically chickenshit.
- There has never been a Capricorn of any importance.
- You should kill yourself.
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- You have an inventive mind and are inclined
to be progressive.
- You lie a great deal.
- You make the same mistakes repeatedly. Because
you are stupid, everyone thinks you are a f... ng jerk.
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- You are a pioneer type and think most people
are dickheads.
- You are quick to reprimand, impatient and
full of advice.
- You do nothing but piss-off everyone you
come in contact with.
- You are a prick.
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